Maine's senior senator threw herself a milestone party last week. Then she helped advance the ICE bill, voted for a doomed amendment, and watched her challenger hammer her millionaire stock portfolio.
Every politician eventually discovers the one number that flatters them. For Susan Collins, it is 10,000.
Maine's senior senator cast her 10,000th consecutive Senate vote on Thursday, a streak unbroken since she entered the chamber in 1997.1,5 The applause was bipartisan. Even Chuck Schumer rose to call it "an extraordinary streak by any measure."5 Margaret Chase Smith carried a rose; Angus King once handed Collins one. Fine. Showing up is a virtue. Now ask the harder question: showing up to vote for what?
Here's the part the milestone confetti conveniently buried. That same week, Collins helped Republicans move a roughly $70 billion package to fund Trump's immigration dragnet through the end of his term.3 The 53-46 party-line vote kicked off debate on the filibuster-proof "Secure America Act," which allocates $38.6 billion for ICE and $26 billion for Customs and Border Protection.2,3 Collins said removing the ballroom-security funding was key to her voting to begin debate on the package.3 Translation: strip out the gilded ballroom, and she's aboard the deportation train.
Then comes the Collins two-step she's perfected over five terms. When Democrats tried to send the bill back to committee to block the DOJ's "anti-weaponization" slush fund, the amendment failed 49-50, with Collins, Jon Husted, and Dan Sullivan joining Democrats.4 A principled stand? Look at the scoreboard. Collins is known to vote with Democrats when she disagrees with Trump, and it almost always fails by a vote or two, which is the whole point. Her landmark 10,000th vote was that very motion to commit the package back to the Judiciary Committee.4,5 A symbolic "aye" that changes nothing, cast for a bill she helped advance. That's not independence. That's choreography.
While Collins counts votes, her challenger is counting her money. Democrat Graham Platner's campaign slammed Collins this week over a high-earning stock portfolio, claiming she's worth up to $9.6 million, owns the eighth best-performing portfolio in the Senate, and pulls $342,520 a year in investment income while his own living comes from an oyster farm.7 Independent trackers put her in the same neighborhood (Quiver Quantitative pegs her net worth near $6.9 million), and her own war chest is just as fat: $1.5 million raised in the pre-primary FEC report filed May 28, against $9.7 million cash on hand.8 Nearly ten million in the bank for a senator who'd like you focused on her attendance record. Her challenger is no choirboy either: a Nazi-tied SS skull tattoo he's since covered up11 and Wall Street Journal reporting that he traded sexually explicit messages with multiple women early in his marriage12, but Platner isn't the one who just helped fund the deportation machine.
The race is no layup for either of them. A UMass Lowell/YouGov poll issued Thursday gives Platner a slight lead, 48% to 43%, among 650 likely Maine voters.9 The same poll shows 62% of Mainers disapprove of Trump and his approval sits at 39%.9 But the asterisk is real: Collins outperformed her polling in 2020, when rival Sara Gideon led in the polls and Collins won with nearly 51%.10
So congratulations on the streak, Senator. Ten thousand votes, never a sick day. The question Mainers get to answer on November 3 isn't whether Susan Collins shows up. It's who she shows up for: the oyster farmer or the slush fund. Count that vote. MUCK YOU.